i'm hooked.

on you

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escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

This is funny because my boyfriend got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes yesterday.

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I’m bored. I need friends.

Somebody be friends with me… And we can do cool stuff.

Ok? Ok.

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u know everyone always talks about sexual tension but is there such a thing as platonic tension

like ‘wow youre really cool and funny and i want to be your friend but i dont feel like we’re there yet im just gonna stand here and hope you engage me in conversation’


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