escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins
This is funny because my boyfriend got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes yesterday.
I’m bored. I need friends.
Somebody be friends with me… And we can do cool stuff.
I’m not a lightweight, I’m just cost-efficient.
u know everyone always talks about sexual tension but is there such a thing as platonic tension
like ‘wow youre really cool and funny and i want to be your friend but i dont feel like we’re there yet im just gonna stand here and hope you engage me in conversation’
Dude. I’ve got so many kittens. Who wants one?
May 4, 2014: Brandon Saad draws a penalty with that shit-eating grin on his face, looking extremely pleased with himself